Full Retard: The Dumbest Just Got Dumber

On Planet Dumb, every day is a stupid day. On Planet Dumb, everyone in power is a dunce. On Planet Dumb, the dumber you are, the better. Reason and logic are treated like diseases. Smart people are quarantined in universities in case their contagion of knowledge affects the benighted masses.

No need to travel to Planet Dumb. You're already there. Don't worry about applying for your Dunce Passport. It's your birthright. You get it as a matter of course. You can never check out of Planet Dumb. You can never leave. You're here for the duration.

Planet Dumb has only one direction - down … down, down, down to ever greater dumbness, to the apotheosis of Dumbery, the nadir (or should that be zenith), of dim-wittedness. Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer. All the way to the Dumbocalypse, the uttermost conflagration of duncery. The unbearable denseness of being a dope. The rise of the Moron, the triumph of the Cretin. Look on my idiocy, ye silly ones, and despair.

What are the consequences of a world going full retard? Are there different types of full retards? What's the difference between a conservative full retard and a liberal full retard? Can the full retard hegemony be subverted? Can the tide of stupidity be reversed?

Does the election of Donald J. Trump represent the high point of full retardation? Will the tide turn from here on in? If, psychologically at least, the darkest hour is just before the dawn, is the dumbest hour the hour just before Enlightenment? Even in the movie "Idiocracy", the dumbass President wised up enough to say, "Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING. Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. And Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING."