I want to tell you about the secret event in Trump Tower where the Devil gave a lecture to assorted A-listers on how to be more successful on Tinder. In his select audience were Jesus Christ, God the Father, God the Holy Ghost, Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and many other luminaries.
Want to succeed on Tinder? Follow the example of the best - Satan. He's so seductive that women give themselves to him body and soul!